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Lightweight, comfortable, and quietly witty — this classic midweight tee brings a subtle touch of humor to everyday wear. A simple, minimalist face framed in a soft outline sits above the line “I HAVE AN ALTER EGO,” with a small, deadpan subline that keeps the joke gentle and clever. The shirt’s clean white canvas and restrained design make it easy to layer under jackets or wear solo when you want your look to be straightforward with a wink. It settles into routines: coffee runs, low-key meetups, and long walks where a little self-aware humor goes a long way.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (Dark Ash 90/10 cotton/poly)
- Medium weight fabric (5.4 oz / 183 g/m²) with classic fit
- Self-fabric shoulder-to-shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle hems for durability
- Sewn-in label; made and assembled in the USA

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean