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Charcoal Dark Ash Natural White

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Soft, lived-in cotton with a wink of dark humor. This classic midweight tee carries a crisp white canvas and a bold pink headline that reads “BRAIN ROT,” followed by a smaller, deadpan subline. It’s lightweight enough for everyday wear, but substantial enough to keep its shape through repeat wears and washes. The clean, minimalist layout makes the slogan the focus — wear it with high-waisted jeans, under an oversized blazer, or layered with a flannel when the weather cools. It’s the kind of shirt that says you don’t take yourself too seriously while still looking put together.

Threaded with practical details — self-fabric shoulder tape, double-needle hems, and a tubular knit that reduces side seams — it’s built to last and stay comfortable. Made and assembled in the USA, the tee feels familiar from the first wear and settles into your rotation as a quietly rebellious staple.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (Dark Ash: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
- Medium weight fabric (5.4 oz/yd²) with classic fit
- Self-fabric shoulder-to-shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for durability
- Tubular knit without side seams; sewn-in label; made in the USA

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean